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Death is just the beginning...
Anything Everything from the email
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Anything Everything from the email
This segmen is for anything everything from the email that you might have received from anyone everyone out there.
TO be shared with the rest of us, and discussed about.
For new entries, please remember to place a new SUBJECT so we know the difference.
Thanks.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>-----
....CINTA.KASIH v1.2.4.exe.
Customer Service (CS): Ya, ada perkara yang boleh saya bantu?
Pelanggan (P): Baik, setelah saya pertimbangkan, saya ingin menginstall CINTA.KASIH. Bolehkah anda menolong saya menyelesaikan prosesnya?
CS : Ya, saya dapat membantu anda. Adakah anda sedia melakukannya?
P : Baik, tetapi saya tidak mengetahui caranya, tetapi saya bersedia untuk menginstallnya sekarang. Apa yang harus saya lakukan dahulu?
CS : Langkah pertama adalah membuka HATI anda. Tahukan anda di mana HATI anda?
P : Ya, tapi ada banyak program yang sedang aktif. Apakah saya boleh menginstallnya sementara program-program lain masih aktif?
CS : Program apa yang sedang aktif?
P : Tunggu kejap saya tengok dulu, Program yang sedang aktif adalah SAKITHATI.EXE, MINDER.EXE, DENDAM.EXE dan BENCI.COM.
CS : Tak apa. CINTA.KASIH akan menghapuskan SAKITHATI.EXE dari sistem operasi anda. Program tersebut akan tetap ada dalam memori anda, tetapi tidak lama kerana akan diganti oleh program lain. CINTA.KASIH akan menggantikan MINDER.EXE dengan modul yang disebut PERCAYADIRI.EXE. Tetapi anda harus membuang BENCI.COM dan DENDAM.EXE. Program tersebut akan menyebabkan CINTA.KASIH tidak di install secara sempurna. Dapatkah anda membuangkannya?
P : Saya tidak tahu cara membuangkannya. Dapatkah anda menolong saya?
CS : Klik di Start menu dan aktifkan MEMAAFKAN.EXE. Aktifkan program ini sekerap yang mungkin sampai BENCI.COM dan DENDAM.EXE terhapus.
P : OK, sudah. CINTA.KASIH mulai di install secara automatik. Apakah arahan ini betul?
CS : Ya, anda akan menerima pesan bahwa CINTA.KASIH akan terus diinstall berterusan dalam HATI anda. Apakah anda melihat arahan tersebut?
P : Ya. Apakah sudah selesai di install?
CS : Ya, tapi ingat bahawa anda hanya ada program dasarnya saja. Anda perlu mulai menghubungkan HATI yang lain agar mudah untuk mengupgradekannya.
P : Oops. Saya mendapat arahan error. Apa yang harus saya lakukan?
CS : Apa arahannya?
P : ERROR 412 - PROGRAM IS NOT RUNNING ON INTERNAL COMPONENT". apakah ertinya?
CS : Jangan khuatir, itu masalah biasa. Ertinya, program CINTA.KASIH diset untuk aktif di HATI external tetapi tidak boleh aktif dalam HATI internal anda. Ini adalah salah satu masalah program, tetapi dalam istilah teknikal ini bererti anda harus men-"CINTA KASIH"- komputer anda sendiri sebelum men-"CINTA-KASIH"- orang lain.
P : Lalu apa yang harus saya lakukan?
CS : Dapatkah anda klik pada direktori yang disebut "PASRAH"?
P : Ya, sudah.
CS : Bagus. Pilih file-file berikut dan salin ke direktori "MYHEART", "MEMAAFKAN-DIRI-SENDIRI.DOC", dan "MENYEDARI-KEKURANGAN.TXT". Sistem akan menggantikan file-file error dan mulai memperbaiki program-program yang salah. Anda juga perlu mengosongkan Recycle Bin untuk memastikan program-program yang salah tidak muncul kembali.
P : Sudah. HATI saya sudah terisi file-file baru. SENYUM.MPG aktif di monitor saya dan menandakan bahawa DAMAI.EXE dan KEPUASAN.COM sudah dicopy ke HATI. Apakah ini betul?
CS : Betul. Tetapi, kadang-kadang, orang lain mungkin perlu waktu untuk mendownloadnya. Jadi CINTA.KASIH telah di install dan aktif. Anda harus boleh mengendalikannya sendiri. Ada satu lagi hal yang penting.
P : Apa?
CS : CINTA.KASIH adalah freeware. Pastikan untuk memberikannya kepada orang lain yang anda temui. Mereka akan share ke orang lain dan seterusnya sampai anda akan menerimanya kembali.
P : Ok. Terima kasih atas bantuan anda.
Was send to me by a friend. So though of sharing it here. Hope y'all enjoyed reading it.
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November 26, 2004, 07:48:40 AM »
Another email: (mine cam sama -->B)
One day, you get lost in the wilderness while travelling. It gets dark and
you have no choice but to seek refuge in a small hut nearby. The owner
tells you all his rooms are haunted. Which room will you choose? (it is
going to be very interesting.. ha ha haha)
The room where:
A) a human head stares at you maliciously from outside your window
B) the bathroom door creaks open and close, and there are sounds of a
woman sighing
C) the bed starts rocking violently whenever you try to sleep on it
D) a headless ghost sits at the foot of your bed when you awake in the
middle of the night
MAKE ONE COMFORTABLE (?!) CHOICE BEFORE YOU SCROLL DOWN FOR THE
EXPLANATION. IT’S QUITE AN INTERESTING ANSWER..........
Scroll down for explanation.
A) A human head stares at you maliciously from outside your window.
Explanation: You need a lot of private space and are more suitable to
work alone. You look for stability i.e. a job that is not easily
affected by external factors and provides steady income. E.g. Doctor,
lawyer, SOHO, teacher, administrator.
B) The bathroom door creaks open and close, and there are sounds of a
woman sighing.
Explanation: You prefer a stable job that does not require you to run
around or meet people. You are willing to be subjected to pressure from
your bosses if that lets you sit in an air-conditioned office all day.
E.g. Civil servant, engineer, computer engineer, accountant.
C) The bed starts rocking violently whenever you try to sleep on it.
Explanation: You are an active person who cannot sit still and does not
like to be restrained. You are easily adaptable to a job which is full of
changes and not routine. E.g. Marketing, insurance, sales,deliveryman,
chauffer.
D) A headless ghost sits at the foot of your bed when you awake in the
middle of the night.
Explanation: You suit jobs that need you to meet people, especially large
crowds. Your job will depend on these people, but you will not know who
they are E.g. superstar, politician, PR, counter/frontline sales.
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Different Types Of Marketing
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November 26, 2004, 12:51:19 PM »
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's
Direct Marketing
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's
Advertising
.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's
Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a
drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you
marry me?"
That's
Public Relations
.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich, I want to marry you."
That's
Brand Recognition
.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's
Customer Feedback
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November 28, 2004, 07:59:36 PM »
:lol: haha, i would choose telemarketing...
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November 28, 2004, 08:04:53 PM »
Quote from: "Impreza"
:lol: haha, i would choose telemarketing...
Hehehe...Reza..u can't even choose now! Too late lah
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November 29, 2004, 05:35:33 PM »
More....for those who've never read it before....
IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE,
SET HER FREE..
IF SHE COMES BACK, SHE'S YOURS,
IF SHE DOESN'T, SHE NEVER WAS...
Let see the new version for this quote... ... ...
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ... .
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.
Shakespeare:
If you love someone,
Set her free ... .
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide yourself for her.
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ... .
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ... .
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ... .
If she doesn't comes back within some time...
forget her.
Patient:
IF you love someone,
Set her free ... .
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ... .
*If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again,
repeat*
C++ Programmer:
If(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she NULL)
m_she new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that... .
Bill Gates:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for
re-installation fees but...
tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.
Statisticians:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn't, the Waybill distribution and
your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set her free ... .
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".
Insurance agent
:
If you love someone,
Show her the plan ... .
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and...
never give up!
Physician:
If you love someone,
set her free ... .
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher
than the force or the angle of collision between two
objects did not synchronize at the right angle.
Mathematician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ... .
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos (52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where ?c?
is the infinite constant of no turning point.
Nowadays' style:
If You Love Someone,
Set it free,
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt Down and Kill It... !!! OR PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT,,,,,,,
The real thang is:
If you love someone
WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE?!
CARELESS IDIOT!!!
I wanted to put the laughing emoticon but, it kind'a look retarded. change it dear owners of this board?
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November 29, 2004, 06:25:40 PM »
Al-kisah....
Ada seorang manusia yang bertemu dengan syaitan di waktu subuh. Entah bagaimana awalnya, akhirnya mereka berdua sepakat mengikat tali persahabatan. Ketika waktu subuh berakhir dan orang itu tidak mengerjakan solat, maka syaitan pun sambil tersenyum berkata, "Orang ini memang pantas menjadi sahabatku..!"
Begitu juga ketika waktu zuhur orang ini tidak mengerjakan solat, syaitan tersenyum lebar sambil membatin, "Rupanya inilah bakal teman sejatiku di akhirat nanti..!"
Ketika waktu asar hampir habis tetapi temannya itu dilihatnya masih juga asik dengan kegiatannya, syaitan mulai terdiam......
Kemudian ketika datang waktunya magrib, temannya itu ternyata tidak solat juga, maka syaitan nampak mulai gelisah, senyumnya sudah berubah menjadi kecut. Dari wajahnya nampak bahawa ia seolah-olah sedang mengingat-ngingat sesuatu.
Dan akhirnya ketika dilihatnya sahabatnya itu tidak juga mengerjakan solat Isya, maka syaitan pun menjadi panik. Ia rupanya tidak dapat menahan diri lagi, dihampirinya sahabatnya yang manusia itu sambil berkata dengan penuh ketakutan, "Wahai sahabat, aku terpaksa memutuskan persahabatan kita!"
Dengan keheranan manusia ini bertanya, "Kenapa engkau ingkar janji bukankah baru tadi pagi kita berjanji akan menjadi sahabat ?".
"Aku takut !", jawab syaitan dengan suara gemetar.
"Nenek moyangku saja yang dulu hanya sekali membangkang pada perintah-Nya, iaitu ketika menolak disuruh sujud pada Adam, telah dilaknat-Nya; apalagi engkau yang hari ini saja kusaksikan telah lima kali membangkang untuk bersujud pada-Nya. Tidak terbayangkan olehku bagaimana besarnya murka Allah kepadamu !", kata syaitan sambil berlalu pergi.
"Sebarkanlah ajaranku walau satu ayat pun"
(Sabda Rasulullah SAW)
"Nescaya Allah memperbaiki bagimu amalan-amalanmu dan mengampuni bagimu dosa-dosamu. Dan barangsiapa mentaati Allah dan Rasul-Nya, maka sesungguhnya ia telah mendapat kemenangan yang
besar."
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November 30, 2004, 12:40:52 AM »
Do It Anyway
Occasionally we may feel that it is a waste of time and energy to act with integrity, compassion, and concern for all. Especially when our efforts don't seem appreciated. When rejected, we may be reluctant to try again even though everything in our souls cries out for us to move forward.
People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered;
Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives;
Be kind anyway.
If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies;
Succeed anyway.
If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you;
Be honest and frank anyway.
What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight;
Build anyway.
If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous;
Be happy anyway.
The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow;
Do good anyway.
Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough;
Give the world the best you've got anyway.
You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God;
It never was between you and them anyway.
Keep moving toward your goals with integrity and compassion. When confronted with resistance, smile and
do it anyway
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November 30, 2004, 12:54:53 PM »
Lessons in Logic
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
...........................................................................
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn?
...........................................................................
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Re: Anything Everything from the email
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June 13, 2006, 09:28:21 AM »
Subject: Berita dari Jogja
>BANTUL (Yogyakarta):
>Pasukan Bulan Sabit Merah Malaysia (PBSM) yang ke
>sini dalam misi membantu mangsa gempa bumi terkejut bila melihat
>kewujudan salib dan patung Hindu dalam sebuah masjid ketika hendak
>menunai solat zohor di sebuah perkampungan dekat sini semalam.
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>
>
>Seorang anggota pasukan PBSM, Jeffrey Hassan berkata setelah pasukannya
>memberi bantuan rawatan kepada mangsa-mangsa di perkampungan Gepoko,
>mereka bersiap-siap untuk melakukan solat zohor.
>
>"Saya bertanyakan orang kampung di mana letaknya masjid dan mereka
>menunjukkan arahnya.
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>
>
>"Tapi, alangkah terkejutnya kami, sebaik masuk ke masjid kami lihat
>sebuah salib, lambang penganut Kristian, dan patung Hindu di dalamnya,"
>kata Jeffrey.
>
>
>
>"Kami tak jadi solat, lalu bertanyakan orang kampung bagaimana perkara
>sedemikian boleh terjadi," katanya.
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>
>
>"Itu biasa aja. Sememangnya telah lama kami lakukan begitu. Kami di
>sini berkongsi melakukan ibadat dalam satu masjid," kata seorang penduduk.
>
>
>
>"Pada hari Jumaat masjid itu digunakan oleh orang Islam, Ahad oleh
>orang Kristian dan Selasa untuk orang Hindu," katanya.
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>
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>Sumber : BERNAMA
:o :o :o
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Re: Anything Everything from the email
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June 13, 2006, 09:47:23 AM »
Teringat daku ttg surah al-kafirun..
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Re: Anything Everything from the email
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June 13, 2006, 09:50:10 AM »
I care that is why I share….
Sharing on the dangers of microwave oven.
A 26-year old decided to have a cup of coffee. He took a cup of water and put it in the microwave to heat it up (something that he had done numerous times before). I am not sure how long he set the timer for, but he wanted to bring the water to a boil. When the timer shut the oven off, he removed the cup from the microwave. As he looked into the cup, he noted that the water was not boiling, but instantly the water, in the cup, "blew up" into his face. The cup remained intact until he threw it out of his hand but all the water had flown out and into his face, due to the build up of energy. His whole face was blistered and he had 1st and 2nd degree burns, to his face, which may leave scarring. He also may have lost partial sight, in his left eye.
While at the hospital, the doctor who was attending to him stated that this is fairly common occurrence and water (alone) should never be heated, in a microwave oven. If water is heated in this manner, something should be placed in the cup to diffuse the energy such as: a wooden stir stick, a tea bag, etc. It is however a much safer choice to boil the water in a teakettle.
General Electric's response:
Thanks for contacting us. I will be happy to assist you. The e-mail that you received is correct. Microwaved water and other liquids do not always bubble, when they reach the boiling point. They can actually get superheated and not bubble at all. The superheated liquid will bubble up out of the cup when it is moved or when something like a spoon or tea bag is put into it. To prevent this from happening and causing injury, do not heat any liquid for more than two minutes, per cup. After heating, let the cup stand in the microwave for thirty seconds before moving it or adding anything into it.
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June 13, 2006, 10:17:41 AM »
Received from email:
SAMA-SAMA MENDAPAT KEREDHAAN ALLAH SWT.
Au zubillah himinashsyaitan nirrajim ...bismillahirrahmannirrahim"
Tafsirannya : Aku berlindung dengan Allah daripada syaitan yang direjam, dengan nama Allah yang Maha Pemurah lagi Maha Mengasihani.
Bacalah ayat ini sebelum anda memulakan apa-apa saja kerja kerana dengan bacaan ini akan keluarlah iblis dan syaitan yang berada didalam tubuh kita dan juga di sekeliling kita, mereka akan berlari keluar umpama cacing kepanasan.
Sebelum anda masuk rumah, bacalah ayat di atas, kemudian bacalah surah Al-Ikhlas (iaitu ayat: Qulhuwallahuahad. Allahussamad. Lam
yalid walam yu-lad. walam yakul lahu kufuwanahad.) sebanyak 3 kali. Masuklah rumah dengan kaki kanan dan dengan membaca bismillah. Berilah salam kepada anggota rumah dan sekiranya tiada orang di rumah berilah salam kerana malaikat rumah akan menyahut.
Amalkanlah bersolat kerana salam pertama (ianya wajib) yang diucapkan pada akhir solat akan membantu kita menjawab persoalan
kubur. Apabila malaikat memberi salam, seorang yang jarang bersolat akan sukar menjawab salam tersebut. Tetapi bagi mereka yang
kerap bersolat, amalan daripada salam yang diucap diakhir solat akan menolongnya menjawab salam malaikat itu.
Sabda Rasulullah S.A.W yang bermaksud: Barangsiapa membaca surah Al-Ikhlas sewaktu sakit sehingga dia meninggal dunia, maka dia tidak akan membusuk di dalam kuburnya, akan selamat dia dari kesempitan kuburnya dan para malaikat akan membawanya dengan sayap mereka melintasi titian siratul mustaqim lalu menuju ke syurga.
(Demikian diterangkan dalam Tadzikaratul Qurthuby).
Rasulullah SAW pernah bertanya sebuah teka-teki kepada umatnya :
Siapakah antara kamu yang dapat khatam Qur'an dalam jangka masa dua-tiga minit? Tiada seorang dari sahabatnya yang menjawab.
Malah Saiyidina Umar telah mengatakan bahawa ianya mustahil untuk mengatam Qur'an dalam begitu cepat. Kemudiannya Saiyyidina Ali mengangkat tangannya. Saiyidina Ummar bersuara kepada Saiyidina Ali bahawa Saiyidina Ali (yang sedang kecil pada waktu itu) tidak tahu apa yang dikatakannya itu. Lantas Saiyidina Ali membaca surah Al-Ikhlas tiga kali. Rasulullah SAW menjawab dengan mengatakan bahawa Saiyidina Ali betul.
Membaca surah Al-Ikhlas sekali ganjarannya sama dengan membaca 10 jus kitab Al-Quran. Lalu dengan membaca surah Al-Ikhlas
sebanyak tiga kali qatamlah Quran kerana ianya sama dengan membaca 30 jus Al-Quran.
Berkata Ibnu Abbas r.a. bahawa Rasulullah SAW telah bersabda: Ketika saya (Rasulullah SAW) israk ke langit, maka saya telah
melihat Arasy di atas 360,000 sendi dan jarak jauh antara satu sendi ke satu sendi ialah 300,000 tahun perjalanan. Pada tiap-tiap sendi itu terdapat padang sahara sebanyak 12,000 dan luasnya setiap satu padang sahara itu seluas dari timur hingga ke barat. Pada setiap padang sahara itu terdapat 80,000 malaikat yang mana kesemuanya membaca surah Al-Ikhlas. Setelah mereka selesai membaca surah tersebut maka berkata mereka: Wahai Tuhan kami, sesungguhnya pahala dari bacaan kami ini kami berikan kepada orang yang membaca surah Al-Ikhlas baik ianya lelaki mahupun perempuan.
Sabda Rasulullah SAW lagi: Demi Allah yang jiwaku ditanganNya, sesungguhnya Qul Huwallahu Ahadu itu tertulis di sayap malaikat Jibrail a.s, Allahhus Somad itu tertulis di sayap malaikat Mikail a.s, Lamyalid walam yuulad tertulis pada sayap malaikat Izrail a.s, Walam yakullahu kufuwan ahadu tertulis pada sayap malaikat Israfil a.s.
Sabda Rasulullah SAW 'Sampaikanlah pesananku walaupun satu ayat'. Sesungguhnya apabila matinya seseorang ana! k Adam itu, hanya 3 perkara yang akan dibawanya bersama :
1) Sedekah/amal jariahnya
2) Doa anak-anaknya yang soleh
3) Ilmu yang bermanfaat yang disampaikannya kepada orang lain.
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KULIAH JIN : UST. HJ. ISMAIL KAMUS
1) Jin berasal dari Jan (Bapak Jin) dan gelarannya Azazil.Dicipta dari
api (biru), dan telah beramal puluh ribu tahun lamanya.
2) Apabila Allah swt. memerintahkannya supaya tunduk menghormati Nabi
Adam, mereka telah ingkar. Allah swt. melaknat dan perintah turun ke
bumi. Jin terbahagi kepada dua iaitu Jin Islam dan Syaitan.
3) Jin Islam pula terbahagi kepada dua iaitu Jin Islam(Soleh) dan Jin
Tidak Islam (Tidak Soleh). Syaitan yang turun kesemuanya jahat (tidak
Islam).
4) Makanannya dari Api (Asap). Itu sebab orang-orang Melayu dilarang
mengunakan kemenyan kerana Jin paling suka dengan asap yang busuk.
Tetapi orang-orang melayu ini degil, suka sangat dengan asap kemenyan.
Beliau menambah, orang-orang yang suka hisap rokok itu, adik-beradik
jin lah tuu (sambil berseloroh). (Orang yang kuat merokok dengarlah
nasihat nie... he...he)
5) Tempat tinggal Jin seperti di awan, sungai, hutan, lombong, laut,
tempat- tempat tinggi (klcc), tandas dan kubur.
6) Beliau menasihat apabila ingin buang air di perjalanan (contohnya
jalanraya), perlu baca " Sala Mun, 'Ala Sulaiman, Fil 'alamin."
Mengikut sirahnya jin sangat takut dengan Nabi Sulaiman. Orang-orang
Melayu suka sangat membaca ucapan, "Ampun Datuk, Anak cucu tumpang
lalu" Masa bila pulak jin dapat pangkat datuk. Dan masa bila pula, kita
jadi cucu cicit jin !!!!
7) Jin tidak mengetahui akan alam ghaib, itu sebab jika ada dukun atau
bomoh yang tahu menilik-nilik nasib, pembohong...." Sirahnya apabila
Nabi Sulaiman, memerintahkan jin untuk membina istananya, sehingga Nabi
Sulaiman meninggal pun jin tidak perasan/tahu.
Semasa itu Nabi Sulaiman duduk di kerusinya dengan tongkat kayu.
Dan jin tekun membuat kerja di hadapan-nya. Sehingga anai-anai memakan
tongkatnya dan tongkat tersebut reput dan jatuh serta Nabi Sulaiman pun
jatuh, maka barulah tahu oleh jin bahawa Nabi Sulaiman telah mangkat.
Manusia juga dilarang membuang air di lombong-lombong yang airnya
tenang, terutama di waktu tengah malam. Jin suka mandi di situ, waktu
itu. Di larang juga buang air di lubang-lubang (tanah).
9) Rumah-rumah yang lama tidak berpenghuni atau rumah yang baru siap
belum duduk lagi, jin suka tinggal di situ. Sebelum duduk rumah baru,
di galakkan membaca surah Al-Baqarah, sehingga habis.
Jin lari selama 3 hari. Tidak perlu tepung tawar bagai.... orang melayu
suka sangat menepung tawar!!!
10) Jika budak menangis tengah-tengah malam, azankan 7 ~ 10 kali, jika
tidak bacakan ayat Kursi dengan cara 9 kali henti (tekniknya) sebab
beliau pernah jumpa orang yang di rasuk.
Kalau rajin..Tolong sebarkan maklumat ini kepada saudara Muslim
Muslimat yang lain. Ilmu yang bermanfaat ialah salah satu amal yang
berkekalan bagi orang yang mengajarnya meskipun dia sudah mati.
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Quote from: lashesncurls on June 13, 2006, 10:47:59 AM
KULIAH JIN : UST. HJ. ISMAIL KAMUS
9) Rumah-rumah yang lama tidak berpenghuni atau rumah yang baru siap belum duduk lagi, jin suka tinggal di situ. Sebelum duduk rumah baru, di galakkan membaca surah Al-Baqarah, sehingga habis.
Jin lari selama 3 hari
. Tidak perlu tepung tawar bagai.... orang melayu suka sangat menepung tawar!!!
tanya sikit.. ;D Jin ini akan lari dlm masa 3 hari ataupun cuma sekadar lari 3 hari saja & then dia balik semula bertenggek? ;D
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