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cheguThamrin
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"Hari BODOH saya tuan..."
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December 30, 2004, 01:14:58 AM »
:oops: :oops: :oops:
Pernah tak korang rasa ada satu hari malang dalam hidup kamu, kerana otak tgh switch off, zombie mode; nak buat lain, lain jadinya...?
Scenario 1:
Ct beli Double Cheeseburger tapaw dari Mc Doner... sampai di rumah, dah sejuk, jadi CT nak panaskan dalam oven kecik. Malas nya pasal, CT masukkan burger tu dengan wrapper kertasnya sekali yg dah dibukak sedikit, lalu set timer 2-3 minit. My sister kat dapur terpekik, bila dia bau asap terbakar, jadi CT pun pergi dapur, nampak api kecik dalam oven tu; kertas wrapper tu terbakar ler... apa lagi, CT bukak pintu oven
of all things to be done, CT peh tiup api tu!
:oops: :oops: :oops: Api pun makin besar lagi ada! My sister yg tgk tu ketawa terbahak2 looking at my expession; baru teringat nak matikan oven dan buang burger tu dalam sink. Abis ler cheeseburgerku jadi kembang bin hangus...
Any other scenarios to share?
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December 30, 2004, 09:51:23 AM »
kesian Cheeseburger CT...commit suicide dalam oven..ekeek
For me ada lah one day tuh, tgh rebus daging...Then sementara tunggu daging tu nak empok, Frina dok lah depan PC... Dah naik syok surf2, berMSN, blog nie semua, sampai terlupa pasal daging di dapur... Suddenly cam terbau asap ah..Bau hangit2 and hangus... Ingatkan org atas bakar ikan ker, lauk hangit ke... Then I pon angkat kaki ke dapur...Punya lah terkejut tgk dapur dah berasap....
and daging tuh dah betul2 nya kering and itam...iskkk... :? Kelam kabut kejap dibuatnya... Terpaksa halau asap tuh..kalau tidak kang ada org tepon bomba, dah jadi satu hal..hehe.. On kan kipas yg ada kat rumah kasi ventilate... :lol:
After tat incident, bila rebus daging, tak brani kuar dari dapur...Mesti dok dalam dapur tunggu sampai dia empok...
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patik dah penatlah tuanku...
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December 30, 2004, 09:57:35 AM »
hahahaaa :lol: bab makan & masak masak selalu yg bijak jadi bingai sekejap.. tak tau apsal. :lol:
For me... always kalau check-in hotels.. mak aii.. boleh pening sekejap.. bilik air selalu jadi tempat berfikir.. banyak sgt paip air.. tak tau mana satu yg nak diputar/pintal supaya air keluar.. tang mana air panas tang mana air sejuk.. selalunya habis basah baju & rambut kerana nak testing testing. Masih kalut lagi ni. Selalu jadi bahan ketawa. :lol:
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December 30, 2004, 10:42:56 AM »
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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yey yey!!! tak lamer lagi nk raya!!!! mak bapak abang kakak tok nenek mintak duit!!! ;D
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December 30, 2004, 11:51:31 AM »
Happened last Tuesday, oleh kerana drizzling, decided to turun Kallang Station and sambung bus to work. Sempat menyinggah Cheers beli breakfast, oleh kerana jam dah menunjukkan pukul 0845, aper lagi kelam kabaut lah member...
Si minah nie pun main naik jer bus yg datang, terlupa lak nak fikir bus lalu route maner. So naiklah bus no 63, sekali tu pat juntion pertapis, dia belok kiri dah!!....cepat2 tekan bell and terpaksalah naik overheadbridge. Sambil jalan screenlah bus yg belok kiri, kalau tak kemana sajerlah nanti kita merantau. Saw bus no 40, so tunggulah....tunggu punyer tunggu bus tak datang2...dlm 0910 baru nampak. Niat nak naik teksi tapi nanti lum panas tempat duduk dah kena turun.....
p/s : baru pindah opis, so tu yg blurr sikit pasal bus...
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Siapa Busyuk??
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December 30, 2004, 01:24:51 PM »
Tat time I was already late for wk.. so cepat2 lah siap.. I just grab this white T-shirt to wear for wk..
At 1st, I perasan that the color is not that white.. ade a bit of yellow shade to it.. but I tak think too much abt it cos I thot it was just my eyes... masa tu blum sempat pakai my glasses yet.. so ingat ke my eyes yg potek ni yg nampak salah..
Dah sampai keje, I baru perasan that my T-shirt still had that yellowish color.. I consult lah my fren.. Ah ah lah... my whole T-shirt bercapok2 with that yellowish shade..
Apelagi, put on my cardigan the whole day ah!
Time I balik, I complain kat my mom.. Rupanyer... she did tell me that my T-shirt kena stained..cuma i tak ingat ajer...
Tulah..lain kali mak cakap better listen! padan muka aku! :oops:
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December 30, 2004, 02:48:53 PM »
hehee :lol: bodoh dulu belum hilang.. bodoh baru pulak timbul.
During lunch time.. forwarded someone's message via SMS... tot like email.. cud see the contact number... hahaha.. bodoh betul aku ni.
"Mana nombornyerrr???" :oops:
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we are Hi- 5
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December 30, 2004, 05:09:48 PM »
tadi pagi dah siap nak pegi ofis....
dari rumah.. tgh siap make up & twist curl my hair...
Sempat good bye dgn my son, Ilham...
Pakai kasut & bawa Handbag....
Dlm lift & dlm hati berkata " kenapa tangan aku ini kosing eh"
Alamak my laptop lupa nak bawa.. dah kena naik lift balik...
Ini confirm terlepas bus transpot tau.....
Sekali betul hah... padan muka aku... kang kena nak bus no 89...
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December 30, 2004, 09:53:10 PM »
Quote from: "nyonya sayur"
hehee :lol: bodoh dulu belum hilang.. bodoh baru pulak timbul.
During lunch time.. forwarded someone's message via SMS... tot like email.. cud see the contact number... hahaha.. bodoh betul aku ni.
"Mana nombornyerrr???" :oops:
yg c penerima terpinga2 sampaikan bila dah kasi business card picit punya picit no pun hilang :lol: Pada hal tang hp ni ako la terror. :lol:
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December 31, 2004, 09:07:18 AM »
Last 2 wks..
Pegi meeting dgn monorail...hubby pegi outstation.. silap ikut arahan.. turun monorail..sesat... jalan sampai almost 3 km... reach station nearby, dlm shopping complex... tak jumpa-jumpa... at last jumpa jugalah...
Sampai rumah sister in law(stay kejab kat rumah dia)... dia tanya..."Naer tak call...kalau u call, i suruh u naik bas..sampai kat xx i fetch u...kan senang.."
Erkkk... rasa bodoh sekejab... :roll:
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January 12, 2005, 11:39:48 AM »
Baru habis assemble shoe rack kat office...
Aiseyman.. terlupa tak letak tempat payung kat situ..
..sekarang siapa mau dismantlekan benda ala ini? punya merah telapak tangan mengetuk.. terasa macam bodoh/bingai sekejap
.. ini gara2 pandai sendiri.. boss sudah cakap "I will do it later" tapi membodek punya pasal.. aku buat sebelum boss buat..
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January 12, 2005, 11:45:33 AM »
Seharusnya:
- draw $$, beli but bola, gunting rambut; beli dinner, balik rumah
Apa yg terjadi:
- draw $$, beli but bola, beli biskut famous amos nak pecah $$ (padahal dah ada $ kecil), beli dinner - chicken noodle / chicken rice, mintak soup sekali, tak gunting rambut, garuk kepala, camner nak balik naik motor ni? :oops:
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Bersusah-susah dahulu, bersenang-senang kemudian
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January 12, 2005, 01:52:52 PM »
Sejak selepas melahirkan nie Fiza ada telinga pekak sikit. :lol: Tadi pagi sambil tgh bersiap hubby bertanya?
Hubby : Ayang nak air?
Me : Air apa?
Hubby : Air
Me : Abg buat air apa?
Hubby : Bukan buat air lah "Ayang masak air?
Me : Oh! Masak air, yup ayang masak air utk Asyiqin
Punya lah pekak Fiza nie.....hubby kata masak air me dengar nak air pulak?
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January 13, 2005, 06:37:50 PM »
This didn't happen to me but to my hubby and bro in law. Men!!! :?
My eldest brother baru balik Pattaya and bought us emping pedas belum di goreng. So my sis and I masing2 bawak balik emping tu. Bila sampai rumah, while I was changing, my hubby jumpa emping tu, dia bukak terus makan, mentah2. Dahtu tanya I, ni keropok dah lemau ke? I laughed and told him kena goreng dulu. Then my sis called... I told her what happened then she said she called because dia nak ceritakan I that, that was exactly what my bro in law did too. My bro in law makan dah half a pack baru dia tanya kenapa emping tu keras. :lol:
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January 23, 2005, 04:55:50 PM »
hari ni hari bodoh saya tuan :lol: :lol: Tengahari dah siapkan rendang dan mempedal ayam.kol 4 when my hubby balik terus siapkan makan.Mula 2 semua org dah puji my rendang bau sedap tapi bila nak hidangkan makan......Nasi blum masak dah coz lupa nak on suiz nasi.Malu nya muka.... :lol:
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